Why did Frankenstein need platform shoes?
That's a question I've pondered for years. I mean the guy was HUGE! Plus, he was unccordinated because he was pieced together and elecrocuted, so it wasn't like he was totally right in the noggin anyway, right? So why make it even tougher on the poor guy by making him clomp around in platform shoes? It's like putting football players in stilettos. I agree, it would be funny.... but Frankenstein was supposed to be SCARY! Sorry but I don't get it. I mean, it's not like we can't hear him coming. Oooooh... it's Frakenstein (clomp! clomp! clomp!) Whatever shall we do? (clomp! clomp! clomp!)
Yeah, I digress (yet again) but a lady came in today wearing some of the BIGGEST platform shoes I've ever seen and all I could think about when I looked at her was Frankenstein... I'm sure she wouldn't have appreciated hte comparison, but it made me go into a blurry dream sequence at work and thus, I shared it with you above so that we "connected".
On a completely different tangent, I wrote last night! YIPPEE SKIPPY! Of course it took me 2 hours to write 2 pages of anything salvageable, but hey, I wrote and that's that. I'll do it again tonight, too. Because that's just the way I am. Nyah! Nyah!
Ok, I'm off...!












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