Yeah, so... After repeatedly saying to ANYONE that would listen that I would NOT go out to shop today, what did I do? uh-huh. I should have just rammed a red hot poker into my eye... but noooooo... I just had to "go and see". Oh, Me so CRAZY!! Well, I DID get some decent sales, but OH-MY-GAWD what swarms of raving idiots are let loose on this day?! I mean the brainless wonders who think they're the only one in the store aisles. The ones who have one finger poked up their nose and the other hand scratching their greasy scalp... all the while their buggy is left smack dab in the middle of the aisle... SIDEWAYS!! ARGH! Then you go "Excuse me.." and they look at you like "Leemee alone, I got mah fanger shoved up mah nose, dammit! I cain't thank and do this all at the same tahm!"

***ARGH!!!!!!!! ***

And THEN I had some crone nearly fight me for my squishy pillow! A friggin' SQUISHY pillow, I tell ya! I nearly grabbed the Oneida serving knife from her cart and shouted, "Back off biyatch, or I'll cutcha!" But I was polite and told her exactly where to go... (to find the pillow or course.. I had my nice face on today [barely]). But anyhoo, I'm worn out and Bran's computer is making weird noises like an European police car (weee-woo weee-woo) and it's pretty irritating.

Welp... Gotta getta piece of punkin' pie to appease me... ;) I deserve it!