SO yeah, that's one of my MOST favorite Johnny Depp movies. But enough about him. I'm talking about the real dealie-o. CHOC-O-LATE! I wanted some today and I'll be damned if everyone who had access to it wasn't hoarding it like their last name was Hershey or something. NO ONE WOULD SHARE!!! Meanies! *SCREAM* Yeah, yeah, you'd think I'd have had enough what with all the CANDYLAND hoopla. But no... I think I'm addicted. You can't just cut me off cold turkey like this *scratches forearm* Man, I need a fix! *sweating* I may have to go down to the 'hood and get me some. I know the secret knock at Circle K....

Oh, here's a fun thingie for the holidays. Give it a go and no cheating on the answers... it's too fun trying to figure them out. I got all but 2...but then again I was hopped up on chocolate so my mind was totally expanded, man. Like, wow.

Here ya go!

Can you name these Christmas songs?
(answers are at the verrrrrrrry bottom)

1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas
2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres
3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling
4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors
5. The apartment of two psychiatrists
6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist
7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis
8. Decorate the entryways
9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element
10. Oh small Israel urban center
11. Far off in a haybin
12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole
13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the yuletide season
14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation
15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season
16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully
17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in the dark hours
18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels
19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe
20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory sense organ?
21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck
22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster
23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans
24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of precipitation, darling

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ta-da!......here they are!

ANSWERS:

1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas = Oh Holy Night
2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres = Jingle Bell Rock
3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling = Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors = All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
5. The apartment of two psychiatrists = The Nutcracker Suite
6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist = Little Drummer Boy
7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis = Silent Night
8. Decorate the entryways = Deck the Halls
9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element = Silver Bells
10. Oh small Israel urban center = Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
11. Far off in a haybin = Away in a Manger
12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole = We Three Kings
13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the yuletide season = The Twelve Days of Christmas
14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation = Go Tell It on the Mountain
15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season = We Wish You a Merry Christmas
16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully = Hark the Herald Angels Sing
17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in the dark hours = Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night
18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels = I Saw Three Ships
19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe = Joy to the World
20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory sense organ? = Do You Hear What I Hear?
21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck = Carol of the Bells
22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster = I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans = God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of precipitation, darling = Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer